Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ANNOUNCEMENTS REGARDING ONYCHOGNOMY AND POLYESTER


Today,

The Cavalier has shaped fingernails into little rounded moons, has been troubled by The

Officious Nature of Man that appears to find refuge in the crevices of property management, and

continues to wonder why there is such a preponderance of synthetic blend sweaters flooding the

market especially in the midst of The Economic Crisis when pure fibres would surely be a wiser

long term investment despite the more substantial initial outlay.

The Cavalier is experiencing A Financial Crisis but remains oddly buoyant, perhaps cheered by

Moon Fingers.

The Cavalier has also smoked too many cigarettes.

The Cavalier finds all of the above matters hair-raising.

ON FURBALLS AND THE SCALE OF THINGS